1. ravenclawssaywhat:

    this-is-horrorwood:

    hey-how-ya-doing:

    oomshi:

    do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

    do i like you or do i like that you like me

    do I like you or do I like the idea of you

    do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

  2. childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character

    childoflightningg:

    everything about this screenshot is so in character

  3. theirs:

    jegusgogfuckass:

    did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

    10 million pounds

    1/3 of the government’s reserve

    like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

    why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

  4. alwaysri8:

    gaybrielandasstiel:

    thespooklock:

    thespooklock:

    so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

    image

    i bet

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    you guys

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    thought

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    i was joking

    oh dear god

    HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

  5. averagefairy:

    i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that 

  6. sweet-bitsy:

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

    sweet-bitsy:

    Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

  7. i honestly don’t remember doing that
    — me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via jaclcfrost)
  8. pinkmeeup:

    palegem:

    Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

    Reblog Everytime

  9. ewmartin:

    crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

    so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

    I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

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